Dibawah adalah perbualan di-antara seorang doktor gigi di Pekan Golok dengan seorang pesara guru dari Tanjung Piai, Johor yang datang untuk mencabut gigi geraham.
Doktor: Gigi mana yang sakit?
Pesara: Gigi geraham sebelah kanan.
Doktor: Dah berapa hari sakit?
Pesara: Dah hampir seminggu. Sakit sangat sampai tak boleh makan.
Doktor: Kenapa tak cabut di Malaysia. Kenapa datang jauh beratus-ratus kilometer ker Golok semata-mata nak cabut gigi?
Pesara: Doktor gigi di sana tidak dapat buat apa-apa?
Doktor : Kenapa sampai begitu?
Pesara: Kami sudah tidak dibenarkan membuka mulut di Malaysia.
Doktor: ???
- sekadar gurauan petang Sabtu.
P.S. Lepas ni jangan nak tangkap Tan Sri, Ustaz, Obama, pesara guru atau doktor gigi pulak yer. Terima Kasih.
15 comments:
Najib adalah diktator!!!!!
Tuan.
Org bodoh sombong ni payah sikit nak di ajar...
1. Pexah amanah
2. Sapa tegur kena pecat
3. Remain above the law to kill dissidents
4. Buka mulut....takut ditangkap
ALLAH maha adil.....itulah ditunjukNYA pada kita rakyat Malaysia.
Ya ALLAH, hentikanlah bebanan ini ke atas kami. Kami minta pertolonganMU ya ALLAH
Tutuplah blog ni. Tun M pun dah kibar bendera. Pakar politik pun salah baca ... Ekonomi lagi tak tahu.
Sian org johor, dah tak boleh nak bukak mulut.
Sudah - sudah lah tu. Najib menang - mesti dia bangga - pandai betul aku berpolitik . Dalam fikiran dia, dia tak buat salah pun.
Malaysia ni pemimpin - pemimpin UMNO yang punya. Macam Saudi, Keluarga Saud family yang punya.
Kita kena jadi macam rakyat Saudi, diam je. Kalau dapat apa - apa, kena puja Keluarga Saud.
Di Saudi pun merompak terang - terangan.
Cuma bezanya, Saudi tak ada cukai. Kita kena bayar cukai.
Umno dah buat keputusan, adil atau tidak, terima ajalah.
Tak payahlah rasa nanti GE UMNO kalah. UMNO menang juga. Tak payahlah mengundi, buang masa.
Global "fame" for our nation:
http://america.aljazeera.com/articles/2015/7/28/malaysias-najib-razak-sacks-attorney-general.html
Good build-up to Merdeka.
As-Salam bro Firdaus @Apanama..,
this article by WAR sent shivers to my spine.., the NWO is here to stay if wat WAR's analyst is right n Jibby has his way.., read it here..
http://www.rausyanfikir.com/2015/08/najibs-samson-option-is-nuclear-power.html
wat else can I say..,heheh.., (,")
hahahaha
tapi bolehlah arrest warrant utk gertak aje. Mangsa mungkin Apanama, Syed, bersama sewaktu dgn nya
heh heh
Malaysian PM’s Wife Seeks Central Bank Governor’s Ouster
http://www.asiasentinel.com/politics/malaysian-pm-wife-seeks-central-bank-governor-ouster/
Shiver ... just look at that face on the left!!
Kalau dah tak boleh bukak mulut lebih baik jangan bukan langsung sebab dah tentu mulut teruk berbau macam bangkai. Puncanya sebab dah lama tak gosok gigi. Macamana nak gosok gigi kalau mulut tak boleh bukak? Tak gitu?
Dont be sad my fellow Malaysians, come PRU14 we can vote every single one of them out. To the oppositions, please come up with good candidates to be PM, not the likes of Hadi, DSAI and Mat Sabu please.
Cheers,
./mkh
The pride of being Malaysians once upon a time has now disintegrated to the SHAME of a solidarity criminal.
Accomplices to the national raid. MALUSIA ...
Loaded Witchy Woman Seeks Central Bank Governor’s Ouster
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xra9eg4SQ40
DUMBNO Baru has held roost for so many years. Corrupt for many years and you guys were their ardent apologist and now when the shit hits the fan you turn to GOD for salvation. What a bunch of MUNAFIKS. You guys will be in the front of the line if cash is handed out and don't pretend you guys did not know it was happening all this while. I say it again you guys are a bunch of MUNAFIKS.
You actually believe this shit is happening on BUgis warriors watch, think again, go back to the formation of the corrupt DUMBNO baru. It started then, but you tutup dua mata. Now you monkeys cry crocodile tears.
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